Above the several years, I have fulfilled initial class good friends up in below. Never ever fulfilled most, if not all experience to confront, but here’s my bucket list of the best ten buddies I built on FB that I want to meet ahead of I die (not in any distinct purchase).
1. Kerubo Momanyi
Well, technically, we have satisfied and crossed paths and she utilized to ignore me. Only right up until a mutual close friend Tom Osanjo reminded her of the nuts conferences at Blue Flame in South B. A woman just after my personal heart, a diehard Arsenal supporter. To be trustworthy, I just want to hear to her drama like when she received locked in a house with a boy kid because of hire arrears or when a possible boyfriend unleashed a laptop with a master system of their connection how often they would converse, how many periods they would have sex, what milestones they needed to keep an eye on, you know, the total connection job administration package deal. If you know KB, you’ll know what her reaction was.
2. Kipruto Kertiony
Wakili below is a strange a person. An errant as they call by themselves. Wise, perceptive, humourous and a no nonsense purchaser when it comes to his values and the troubles that have an affect on Kenya. If I was ever to run for President and make it, Kipruto would most absolutely be in my inner circle. I specifically want to devote some time indulging in the Ruaraka waters so we can unpack this insanity we get in touch with Kenya, but most of all, get to a location wherever we can function with each other to take care of it.
3. Madina Shankaroon Kusow Chege
This just one is a ridiculous a single. I have a hell of a good deal of time for her. Stylish does not just take prisoners and I’m positive she’ll forgive me if I say she has brass balls. There is not plenty of of her about. Politically savvy, specialist as hell in her health-related subject and most certainly one particular of the individuals you can count on if you go to the trenches to combat for social justice and righteousness. I know a number of persons who have a crush on her, and why not. She’s as cool as a cat’s pyjamas.
4. Nyanyuki Dan Tito
This tea full SDA is a unusual just one. A pupil of literature and a stellar instructor and guardian to all our younger types. For some motive, he needs my dad to undertake him for a 7 days. I retain telling him my dad is crazier than I am. A sharp, perceptive and humourous fella who is a quite low-cost spherical. I can buy him tea and boflo with blue band all night as we capture up on modern day troubles of our working day.
5. Jay Okeyo-Neal Archibella
What do I say about this lady. Funny as hell, daring an forthright and by no means hesitates to say what she wishes. Get the time she declared right in this article on FB that if she knew me earlier, she most absolutely would have missing her virginity to me. If that was not sufficient, she hijacked my post about some loser dissing his wife on FB and the only matter she go through from that article was that I was solitary. I’m nonetheless trying to figure out her plot with her good friend Sandlady as they test to coax me for a vacation in Mombasa. I’m imagining a getaway with them two ladies is a undertaking.
6. Mwalimu Mutemi Wa Kiama
The father of the #UshenziKE tag. A kindred spirit when it comes to political and enhancement issues. Probably now branded as a traitor by Uthamakistan, but his heart is in which we want it to be for Kenya. We have fairly a couple of mutual good friends not minimum the Ndavi twins, my associates in crime in high school. I have a sensation Mutemi and I can discuss until eventually the cows occur house on problems related to Kenyan politics, UshenziKE and advancement matters. But I also imagine this here dude can be just one hell of a consuming buddy.
7. Wanja Wa Njuguna
This CNN award successful journalist and college lecturer retains reminding me that I’m as fantastic as the ideal when it comes to high-quality in assessment, commentary, and even innovative creating. She’s one of my editors by the way and a veteran of the kenyan media institution. If you haven’t examine it nonetheless, you must get a keep of her to start with course journalistic perspectives of the Saba Saba gatherings of 1990 in Kamkunji. About the several years in FB, we’ve develop into definitely very good pals sharing views and guidance on get the job done, household and the working day to day concerns of daily life. She never ever likes when I publish my recipes and meals that I cook, specially when it reminds her of her operate routine and the simple fact she doesn’t have time to indulge in the small flavours of everyday living.
8. Ted Malanda
What can you say about this crazy Shemeji. He and i seem to have been slice from the identical fabric. I was so bemused the very first time I talked to him on cellular phone. All official and in “editor” mode and I’m wondering, Jamaneni. His excuse was that it was due to the fact of his 8 yrs in the civil provider. When I’m subsequent in Kenya, I’m seeking forward to the double Johnny Walkers we will have as we get to know just about every other. Once in a while, he commissions me to write content articles for the Nairobian or the Standard, but I’m seeking ahead to performing with him on more substantive jobs that we have spoken about.
9. Esther Gakenia
This young lady is intriguing. We both of those have a passion for audio and she thoroughly believes that my lifetime is so ridiculous, she have to have skipped out on her complete youth practical experience. Just the other working day, she was basically buying and sight viewing 12 minutes away from my neighbourhood in Central London. Timing was not suitable, but I’m guaranteed we’ll make it up. She has a occupation appropriate now though, to place some hair on her upper body (not practically of program) and do the unthinkable that I’ve challenged her to do. She in fact now believes me and her mate Salome have been plotting versus her, but why lie, I’m definitely buying Salome a drink when we meet, for the simple reason that she understands why this female has to place that hair on her upper body.
10. MiMi Nyinaa WanjikùnaCurtis NaCarson
Now this a single, I cannot even inform you how we connected. A wonderful mate, a fantastic listener, and one of the number of persons who went out of her way to locate out about this fella known as Odumbe. I’m however certain she does not think I’m blind and waiting to see me in the flesh to verify. Like me, she does basically have a twisted thoughts, but of course she’ll deny it and I will not drive it. I have a feeling I can sit down with this girl all night speaking about something under the solar.
And by the way, if I have still left your name out, it’s not that I’m not imagining about you. Believe that me, I know I have a date in Nanyuki with some significant pork chops and managu – but then all over again, the girl using me on that date is not a stranger.
Individually, I blame Jay Okeyo-Neal Archibella for starting that publish where by watu waliji tokelezea.e