By Onyango Ochieng’ Jnr
What is this anxiety about appointment of DEPUTY GOVERNOR for Nairobi? Friends, this is the most bogus position past the illusion of business trappings. The framers of the constitution in their knowledge produced the posture ANTICIPATORY purely for CONTINUITY sake.
What am stating in street parlance is that the only position of a deputy governor is to smuggle them selves by constitutional backdoor when the governor dies. Outside of that, they are wonderful nothings, stunted weeds or unprofitable cowards incapable of currently being beneficial like castrated guys who underwent vasectomy.
If you take a look at any county office, most of the time deputy governors are normally asleep, skylarking with pals & kin or worse nevertheless, enjoying cards the entire day likely fasting & praying that the Governor provides up his ghost.
In the final republic, the D.G for Kisumu was 1000% idle that to be relevant she shaped a potent covert opposition “pressure group” to her boss Nyanungo Ranguma. What followed was continual ruckus & fracas that the county did not understand any impactful agenda & the very same transpires all more than which includes the Machakos tale.
In the latest background, Ivory Coast determined to lessen govt idling/wage invoice by chopping off the placement of a deputy president. This is what we want in Kenya the write-up of a DG need to be chopped off, so that the county secretary or Chief of Bulk(Chief of Govt Business in the Assembly) doubles in that ability.
I have attended conferences of Governors as a rapporteur, when deputy governors seem there by oversight they are dealt with as shameless imbeciles, thrown to the again seats or chased out of the meetings like damaging evil spirits.
The very best any of people nominated peacocks by Sonko will do is to catwalk at City Corridor & from time to time provider him in the ‘other room’.
This is why I strongly really feel Sonko should really appoint curvaceous Intercourse Siren Caren Nyamu. So that as an alternative of idling, she will be twerking for Sonko all day.
To all those ambition-fewer ladies out there, instead of this ’empty shell’, go for an MCA immediately or turn out to be an official P.A of governor. You will have both ability & authority than the D.G.